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In the Betabrand dojo, you start with the 11th degree, then degrade over time as you grow less disciplined.
The 11 Sacred Degrees of Non-jitsu
Stripe 1 — Drooling Eagle: You refresh yourself not by washing, but by tumbling in the dryer with several Country Mist-scented Bounce sheets.
Stripe 2 — Slouching Crane: You bravely wear the same pair of pants from Friday evening through Monday morning.
Stripe 3 — Drowsy Hound: You and your dog share six bags of buttered popcorn.
Stripe 4 — Ambivalent Yak: You abstain from needless flossing.
Stripe 5 — Recumbent Platypus: You buy your clothes online in order to spend more quality time with your computer.
Stripe 6 — Dozing Toad: You successfully demonstrate all 16 Taoist principles of couch sitting.
Stripe 7— Lazing Cobra: You are able to activate The Clapper telepathically.
Stripe 8 — Stoned Panda: You live on a diet of microwave-only foods for one year.
Stripe 9 — Slothful Sloth: You know all the answers in the Family Feud Fast-Money round.
Stripe 10 — Sleeping Bee: Your Second Life avatar spends most of his time napping and watching TV.
Stripe 11 — Silent Orangutan: Owner gets all his news from Betabrand newsletters.
Source: http://www.betabrand.com/black-karate-casual-pants.html
Feel I’m on the verge of some greath thruth
Were I’m finally in my place
But I’m thumbling still for proof
And it’s cluttering my space
Casting shadows on my face
I know I have a strength to move ahead
I can hardly leave my room
So I’ll sit perfecty still
And I’ll listen for a tune
When the mind is on the moon
And if I stumble
And if I stall
And if I slit now
And if I should fall
And if I cant be all that I could be
Will you, will you wait for me
Cause everywhere I seem to be
I am only passing through
I dream these days about the sea
Always wake up feeling blue
Wishing I could dream of you
So if I stumble
And if I fall
And if I slit now
And loose it all
And if I can’t be all that I could be
Will you, will you wait for me
And wait for me
And wait for me
And wait for me
Won’t you wait for me
And wait for me
Please wait for me
Please wait for me
Won’t you wait for me
And wait for me
Please wait for me
Please wait for me
Won’t you wait for me
And wait for me
Please wait for me
Please wait for me
Won’t you wait for me
And wait for me
Please wait for me
Please wait for me
Won’t you wait for me
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Please wait for me
Won’t you wait for me
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Happy St. Pattys Day folks… I give unto St. Patty the confession that I have a problem.